The other day one of Deb's friends came over and said, "Freckles, you are a sight for sore eyes!"
I stared at her. What in the world did that mean? Did her eyes hurt? Was looking at me that painful?
Maybe she's allergic to me. Nice Guy's friend comes over and starts to cry a lot. He always blames it on me 'cuz he says he's allergic to me. If you want to see sore eyes, take a look at him! They are all red and goopy. And I won't even mention the disgusting blowing of his nose!
Deb's friend didn't even ask for a Kleenex to rub her sore eyes with.
Sheesh! I'm not sure how I'm doing it, but it must be some super power I have. She'll just have to live with it.
Freckles House Rule #1: Don't come to visit if I make your eyes sore! I don't intend to stop doing whatever it is that I do that makes your eyes sore. It's your problem, not mine.
8 comments:
Where are your legs, Freckles? Did someone steal them? I think you should investigate that in a new story.
Well, we agree with you, Freckles. If they come to your house, it's their own fault. Cause you're cute.
But Freckles - you ARE a sight for sore eyes. That means we have not seen you for quite awhile and seeing you makes our sore eyes feel better.
(We think - but what do we know - we are rabbits.)
Freckles I'm so happy to see you and you never make my eyes sore looking at you. You are such a pretty girl!
On Amaxon they sell signs with dogs on them that say "I live here too!" I think you need one made up for you.
Maybe it means you are just so stunning it hurts? I think so.
And we totally agree. If someone has allergies, they need to either just deal with it, or we can't be friends. End of story.
oh Freckles, you may sore eyes feel better is what they mean (unless they are allergic but that's different). You look a wonderfully snuggly bun.
by the way, the flowers on my blog banner are horse chestnut
You tell 'em, Freckles!
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